J. and I were invited to a wedding next month and won’t be able to make it.
We’re thinking about hiring a clown or clowns to represent us at the ceremony.
They wouldn’t say anything. Just be there, in full make-up, on the groom’s side.
I think the result will be one of these:
a - Utter hilarity
b - Utter terror
c - We ruined their magical day.
Personally, I’m fine with any of these but we thought we’d reach out and get some other opinions. Fire away.